Say you invite someone of drinking age to a lunch. Say you order first and get a beer. Do you feel a little bit insulted when the other person does not order an alcoholic drink? Somewhere, deep down, perhaps even subconsciously, do you take it as a minor offense? Is it a social affront that you secretly take to heart? Do you twist it into a condescending character judgment? "Why won't he drink with me? Does he think he's better than me? Am I no fun?"
Well, if for some reason you do, then please don't.
I don't like to drink. I just don't. And that's all there is to it.
2 comments:
stop being a pussy and order a drink.
Seriously, just do what Mike does. Order one of them neon green fruity drinks with a parasol and crazy straw just to prove to everyone what a manly man you are.
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