God Plays New Joke on Human Race

Drug-resistant tuberculosis. That sure is some amazing design. What a kind, merciful God!

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Quick Recipe for a Great Breakfast

Ingredients:

    

1 package of Stouffer's Frozen Harvest Apples
2 packets of Cream of Wheat
2 teaspoons of Brown Sugar
~ 1 Cup Boiling water

Step 1: Prepare Harvest Apples in your microwave.
Step 2: Pour two packets of Cream of Wheat into a bowl and add 2 teaspoons of brown sugar.
Step 3: Boil about 1 cup of water and mix with the Cream of Wheat and brown sugar (adding more or less depending on desired viscosity).
Step 4: Remove apples from microwave and mix into your Cream of Wheat.
Setp 5: You're done! Serve while still hot.

Cooking time: ~6 minutes


Mmmm... I love this breakfast. It's easy, cheap, and extremely filling. And for the frozen food wary, Stouffer's Harvest Apples are surprisingly crisp and delicious.

Zionsville's Poor Education, Part II

I forgot to mention two other incidents of misinformation and poor lesson plans at Zionsville Community High School.

1) My brother reports that over 75% of his classmates believe Barack Obama is a Muslim. This may in part be due to the fact that his teacher has been teaching that Barack Obama is a Muslim.

2) My brother is watching the film The Truman Show in his History course and the teacher has assigned The Matrix for homework.

Cell Phoneage

I'm thinking very seriously about getting the new iphone 3g. The phone costs $199, but my parents might be willing to buy it for my birthday. After that, it's just $30 a month, which I think I can swing. It would also be nice because I've long since filled up my ipod nano (the original) and the darn thing is on the fritz.

My only worry is that google's Android phones are just starting to release, and even though the current generation falls short of the iphone's functionality and form factor, it may not be long before Apple is toppled.

Maybe all I really want is an ipod touch. I think you can still browse online with those, as long as there is a nearby wifi hotspot. It also comes with a lot more memory. Is that the best way to go?

Scurge of the Underpants Gnomes

First my Blockbuster shirt mysteriously disappears. Now my tablet stylus has gone missing without a trace! It was here, next to my computer, on my tablet this morning. Now poof! It's gone. This is most upsetting because I've been using it heavily to make icons for my portfolio. I can't even imagine where it might be.

Give me back my stylus, you dastardly underpants gnomes!