I wish I could write with such clarity, cadence, and humor! I heartily recommend "The Pentecostal Church and The Holy Ghost Want You To Wear Pig Panties" from the blog Violent Acres. A taste:
I know this might be hard to believe, but my brother and I generally liked being a part of the Pentecostal church. For one thing, the majority of the parishioners refrained from using birth control, so there were always tons of kids around for us to play with. For another thing, church was exciting. Who needed a television set or video games when you could simply attend the Wednesday night service?